

People often discuss how there is too much misinformation and disinformation surrounding current events on the internet. I don't keep it a secret. You can find all the fake news and satire you want right here.

After a survey of over 10,000 Audi drivers, Audi has decided to remove the indicator stalk from all new cars made from January 1st 2026. Audi says that 96% of its' drivers have never used it, and that removing it will improve driver experience and save unnecessary cost.

65 year old Gary Le-ford insisted he is a trans-woman in a YouTube comment this morning, despite having no medical treatments. Those who spoke against him were labelled 'transphobic' and promptly cancelled. The trans community commended Gary and spoke out against the terrible hateful violence of those against him.

With Christmas coming up, changes have been made to Earth's code to increase NPC spawn rates in city centres across the globe. Complaints were made last year about how little NPC's there were, and the developers took them into hand, ensuring that there is an adequate spawn rate from mid-November to early-January.

Recently an anonymous angry leftist on the social media platform Reddit has run out of words to call a conservative. After calling the fellow Reddit user a racist, white supremacist, authoritarian, idiotic, homophobic, transphobic and a fascist Nazi, the left-leaning Reddit user struggled to find anything else to call the conservative. With this the user decided to leave the sub Reddit for a whole week to recover.

KTM-owned dirt bike manufacturer Gas Gas exited the market in July 2023, but surprisingly, most riders remain unaware of this current event. John, an experienced rider, sadly remarked, "It's such a shame that we didn't notice. I mean, they made so many cool bikes, like... hang on. What did they make again?" The riding public seemed uninterested, with many not even knowing the brand existed in the first place.

This morning, in a current events update, the Volkswagen Motor Group announced a new electric air-con system just in time for summer. This release comes after previous complaints from customers about overheating while waiting for assistance on the side of the road last summer. Gary, the owner of a 2018 Volkswagen Tiguan, commented: "Many times I have gotten very hot waiting for the tow truck, but now I can stay cool even when the engine is broken. Thanks, VW, this is a lifesaver!"

A historic moment in Western Australian history unfolded just this afternoon when Basil Zempilas officially disbanded the Liberal Party, following a significant loss of nearly every seat in the last election. In an interview, Zempilas expressed his thoughts on the current events, stating, "Just no-one cares about us anymore. It's all Labour, Labour, Labour. We thought it'd just be easier to give up already." Many members of the Liberal Party were relieved by the news, with one individual confessing that revealing her affiliation with the Liberal Party had led to her losing all respect from her family, and now she can proudly state she is no longer associated with them.

Earlier today, in what many are calling one of the most surprising current events, Greenpeace has reportedly abandoned its Net Zero by 2030 movement, pushing the timeline back to 2020, five years prior. Lead activist Zehra Gihohani expressed in her speech, "This climate emergency is too huge to ignore. We've gone too far. Look! It's getting warm in the southern hemisphere and cold in the northern hemisphere! How can this be happening? We can't act now; it's too late. I will time travel back in time and achieve net zero by 2020 for the sake of this planet!"

Trump supporters are currently celebrating America's president for his ability to single-handedly solve the housing crisis in a matter of days. In what many are calling one of the most talked-about current events, the new 'Lifetime Mortgage' is claimed to ease pressure on first home buyers, ensuring that they will be paying for their first home right until they're underground. Donald Trump proudly stated today, 'This new bill will make sure our young ones will always remember their first home, and ensure that the banks remain well funded. If you ask me, it's a win, win.'
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